Upside Down


You have a hot girlfriend and you love your life. You work out, you work hard at your job and you are active in your community.

The one day you decide you’ve had enough. Your tired of working so hard!

You decide to be more passive.


You walk in your door and instead of making dinner you wait for your girlfriend to make it. After you tell her thanks and then you grab a cold beverage and sit on the couch and watch a few episodes of “Friends”.

It’s time to go to bed so you get in bed and your girlfriend lays next to you and she rolls over and starts to make out and you remember… your passive now. So you lay like a dead fish and she goes at it. When it’s over she turns to you and gives you that look like that means, “That was terrible”.

But you decided you’ve worked hard and she’ll be o.k.


You get up the next day and she makes you breakfast but she’s not happy but you feel like you’ve already won her and she’s yours so nothing she can do. She shouldn’t tell you what to do anyhow cause then she’s just a nagging you.

You go to work. You take the path of least resistance because you made your mind up and everyone one else can just deal with it.

At work you do the least amount possible for your company and then you go home and start all over.

A month later you’ve gained a little weight and your sex life is terrible. You don’t care though. The world can deal with it.


Two months later you walk into your home one evening and you hear something in the back room. You girlfriend is packing her stuff. She found someone else. She’s been cheating on you and you yell at her because you feel betrayed. You were. She walks out and you tell her to F off!

You go into the kitchen and grab a microwave dinner. Stick it in and warm it up and go and sit down and enjoy your evening relaxing and you figure you’ll get another girl soon but you can deal with that later. You got time.

A week later you walk into your office and the boss pulls you in. He says he is sorry but the company is having some struggles and the bottom line has to be protected and because you are an under-performer  he has to let you go, but you will get unemployment.


Whatever… You think.

More time to finish that new season of Narco’s.

It’s a year later now and you look in the mirror. You don’t like what you see. You look heavy because you are. You are lonely and addicted to porn. Your fridge is full of soda pop and empty calories. You see a guy who isn’t gonna get a girlfriend and you who can’t find a job. Your face looks older and you’re angry.

F This world! F The peoople! They should accept me and the way I want to live.

But somewhere deep down you know your world is upside down…

Come back and visit my blog tomorrow and see the other side.


ikon-republik-1-18Ikon Republik- I live and travel in a frickin van and I love my life! I founded a magazine, VEGA Magazine.   My magazine is full of beautiful nude women and its based around the idea of respect and soon it will include amazing articles on how to improve your life!  Out of the last 8 months, I have spent 4 of them living in the desert, under the stars and cooking over a campfire that was made with two sticks and a bow. I believe in self-sufficiency and integrity. My website is


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